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lustige sprüche: Ted starb letzte Woche

Zwei ältere Damen treffen sich im Waschsalon, nachdem sie sich einige Zeit nicht gesehen haben. Nachdem sie sich nach der Gesundheit des anderen erkundigt hatten, fragte einer, wie es dem Ehemann des anderen gehe.

"Oh! Ted starb letzte Woche. Er ist in den Garten gegangen, um einen Kohl fürs Abendessen auszugraben, hat einen Herzinfarkt bekommen und ist mitten im Gemüsebeet tot umgefallen!“

"Ach je! Es tut mir sehr leid“, antwortete ihre Freundin. "Was hast du getan?"

„Ich habe stattdessen eine Dose Erbsen aufgemacht.

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