lustige sprüche: Was machst du oben auf diesem Baum?

Susans Mutter: „Was machst du da oben auf dem Baum?“

Susan: „Einige Jungs spielen Fußball, ihr Ball ist auf den Baum gefallen.

Sie baten mich, es mitzubringen.“

Susans Mutter: „Meine Liebe, die wollen nur deine Hose kontrollieren.“

Susan: „Keine Sorge, Mama, ich habe meine Hose nicht angezogen!“

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