lustige sprüche: Meine Frau betrügt mich

ch bin wütend, meine Frau betrügt mich mit einem Maler.

Ich habe Farbspuren im Bett gefunden.

Es ist gut, dass mit einem Maler, und meiner betrügt mich mit einem Lastwagen.

"Das reicht, wie wäre es mit einem LKW?"

„Ich habe einen Fahrer im Bett gefunden.“

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