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Jim ruft bei der Arbeit an und sagt: „Hey, Boss, ich komme heute nicht zur Arbeit.

Ich bin wirklich krank. Ich bekam Kopfschmerzen, Bauchschmerzen und meine Beine taten weh.

Ich komme nicht zur Arbeit.“ Der Chef sagt: „Weißt du, Jim, ich brauche dich heute wirklich.

Wenn ich mich so fühle, gehe ich zu meiner Frau und sage ihr, gib mir Sex.

Macht alles besser und ich kann zur Arbeit gehen. Sie versuchen."

Zwei Stunden später ruft Jim erneut an: „Boss, ich tue, was du sagst, und ich fühle mich großartig.

Ich bin bald bei der Arbeit. Du hast ein schönes Haus.“

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