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Ein Mann und seine Frau sind in einem Restaurant, und der Ehemann starrt immer wieder auf eine alte betrunkene Dame, die ihren Gin an einem Tisch in der Nähe trinkt.

Seine Frau fragt: „Kennst du sie?

„Ja“, seufzt der Ehemann.

„Sie ist meine Ex-Frau.

Sie hat direkt nach unserer Scheidung vor sieben Jahren angefangen zu trinken, und wie ich höre, ist sie seitdem nicht mehr nüchtern.“

"Mein Gott!" sagt die Frau.

„Wer hätte gedacht, dass man so lange feiern kann?“

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