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lustige sprüche: Betrunkener Mann

Ein Mann kommt in eine Bar und bestellt einen Shot.

Dann schaut er in seine Hemdtasche und bestellt einen weiteren Schuss.

Nachdem er fertig ist, schaut er noch einmal in seine Hemdtasche und bestellt einen weiteren Schuss.

Der Barkeeper ist neugierig und fragt ihn: „Jedes Mal, wenn du einen Shot bestellst, schaust du in deine Hemdtasche.

Warum?" Der Mann antwortet,

„Ich habe ein Bild von meiner Frau in der Tasche und wenn sie anfängt, gut auszusehen, gehe ich nach Hause.“

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