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lustige sprüche: Ein Anwalt ging für Martini in eine Bar

Ein Anwalt ging auf einen Martini in eine Bar und fand sich neben einem ungepflegt aussehenden alten Betrunkenen wieder, der ständig etwas in seiner Hand murmelte und studierte.

Er beugte sich näher, während der alte Betrunkene den winzigen Gegenstand gegen das Licht hielt und lallte,

"Nun, es sieht nach Plastik aus."

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