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lustige sprüche: Mensch jagt

war sehr wenig interner Schaden, und wir konnten den gesamten Schrot entfernen.“

"Was ist die schlechte Nachricht?" fragte der Jäger.

„Die schlechte Nachricht ist, dass Ihrem Willy ein ziemlich großer Schrotschaden zugefügt wurde,

der einige Löcher darin hinterlassen hat. Ich muss Sie an meine Schwester verweisen.“

„Nun, ich denke, das ist nicht so schlimm“, antwortete der Jäger.

„Ist Ihre Schwester Schönheitschirurgin?“

“ Nicht genau antwortete der Arzt………

„Sie ist Flötenspielerin im Boston Symphony Orchestra. Sie wird dir beibringen, wo du

deine Finger hinlegen musst, damit du dir nicht ins Auge pissst.

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